if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I bet he comes in French.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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