they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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