idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She said her name was "party"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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