There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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