My nipple is on Facebook.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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