The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
