We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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