i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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