But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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