If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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