dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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