we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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