I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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