Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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