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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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