So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Randomize
