she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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