dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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