Non-Jews are for practice
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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