Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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