Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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