I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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