Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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