is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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