So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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