I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
