That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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