once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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