if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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