I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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