so that wasnt chicken after all
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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