I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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