I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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