you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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