chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I deserve this hangover.
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