let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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