question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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