yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just puked most of my soul out..
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