Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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