eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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