On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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