You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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