Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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