ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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