Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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