Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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