what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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