gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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