it hurts more in the daytime
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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