I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
last night I used snow as a chaser
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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