Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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