i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
