I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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