So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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